Subentry of
About Bob
Wed30Jul2008
The things on this list, I generally do not realize how stupid of an idea it was until a day or two later.
• Attempted to cut a frozen pizza and failed, then proceeded to snap it in half, and in the process flinging frozen cheese over entire kitchen.
• Cat dumped my tub of legos all over the floor, they are still there. When I think about picking them up I end up trying to build a space ship out of them instead.
• Wanted to make spaghetti for dinner, and upon realizing that I had not yet owned any forks, replaced the spaghetti noodles with shell shaped noodles so it could be eaten with a spoon.
• Bought a few weeks worth of spaghetti-o's and ramen noodles and have yet to eat them.
• Got my fingers stuck in the vacuum cleaner trying to fish out a wad of something that got stuck in it.
• I used my fingers to fish out a hot dog from formerly boiling water. I swore. Then I did it again. Seriously, WTF?
If you think you can help to resolve these issues and wish to apply for the position of 'girlfriend' please submit your résumé to bob@opsat.net.
